Total Medals Earned: 431 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,265 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (205/255 points)
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Gain more max health than any other stat, win the game.
Gain more luck than any other stat, win the game.
Win the game with equal attack and luck. Both must be higher than max health - 20.
Gain more attack than any other stat, win the game.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Reach level 20
Complete the game
Beat the game without loading or dying once. Good luck...
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/275 points)
Spend over 50 Kilowatts
Spend over 500 Kilowatts
Unlock the "Fancy Battery" upgrade
Spend over 1 Megawatt
Earn over 500,000 Watts while being away
Buy over 300 upgrades
Have one million watts at once.
Spend over 15 Megawatts
Upgrade everything to level 50 or above. Everything.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (60/460 points)
Unlock tier 2 levels.
Unlock tier 3 levels.
Complete all levels in tier 1.
Complete all levels in tier 2.
Unlock tier 4 levels.
Complete all levels in tier 3.
Complete all levels in tier 4.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/60 (15/1,000 points)
Check out the credits page.
Save up 50,000 gold.
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Scan 25 foes.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 10.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get a player up to level 20.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Scan 50 foes.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/315 points)
Watch the video
Beat the game on easy difficulty
Load up the game five times
Click "more games"
Load up the game two times
Play for five minutes
Score 35k in survival mode
Beat the game on medium difficulty
Play for half an hour
Score 100k in survival mode
Beat the game on hard difficulty
Don't get hit on "hard"
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 5/12 (35/305 points)
Slay your first enemy!
Reach Level 5!
Find a health upgrade!
Defeat the Tree Spider!
Reach Level 15!
Reach the Mushroom Marsh!
Find the exp farm!
Reach Level 30!
Find all of the weapons!
Defeat the shadow boss!
Reach Level 50!
Visit all areas and secret areas!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (250/500 points)
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold it in 30 seconds
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Use 5 Recipes in one turn
20% Recipe Completion
Lose the game.
20% Meal Completion
40% Recipe Completion
40% Meal Completion
60% Recipe Completion
60% Meal Completion
Beat the game
80% Meal Completion
80% Recipe Completion
Beat the superboss.
100% Recipe Completion
100% Meal Completion